Yo this ain’t no Wes Anderson flick with perfect dysfunctional family values, apartment therapy style rail cars framed by perfect mise-en-scène and perfectly mute native citizens.There are a lot of white people trying to “find themselves” out here so I’ll give them that.

I was really taken by the beauty and charm of what I’ve seen so far in the city. Currently staying in the second most lavish hotel I’ve ever been in (first is Jumeirah Emirates Towers in Dubai) on the 17th floor with a view of the city, an indoor waterfall, a pool that plays music under water and somehow I’m gonna see Dan Ghenacia, Parisian underground techno/house dopeness, DJ at their lobby level club Kitty Su tomorrow night. They left the poster under the flat screen tv on top of the glowing bench. HOWW.

LOL AT THE DICHOTOMIES OF EXISTENCE, WILL POST MORE THOROUGHLY AFTER I SWAG OUTTA HERE.